STATE FAIR & 3 immigrant farmers fail to get a prize. "We win next year"said 1 to the others. He put a cork in the butthole of the tiny pig the group had started on. By next year, STATE FAIR and they have a pig entered as big as a barn. After the prize ribbon was handed out it was time to remove the cork. "Im not touching that one" & No.2 says"me neither". So, no. 3 immigrant takes it upon himself to bribe the monkey at the Midway,"Little monkey, there's a bunch of bananas I give U for pulling the plug off that pig's butt". So the monkey went and did it.
BREAKING NEWS and a TV news camera is on the STATE FAIR scene and ask those immigrants, "Can U tell us what happened?" No.1 say"Sheeatttee everywhere" No.2
"Sheatttee everywhere" No. 3"Po' little monkey trying to put the cork back in"