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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-15-2002, 11:49 AM Thread Starter
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New approach if you get pulled over?

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th Drink Driving conviction.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes officer. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called for armed backup. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Sergeant approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Sergeant : Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. - It was valid.
Sergeant : Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. - The driver owned the car.
Sergeant : Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. - Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Sergeant : Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. - Trunk is opened; no body.
Sergeant : I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying ****** told you I was speeding,
too!!!
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-15-2002, 11:52 AM
 
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So who will be the first to try this out ?
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LMAO!! buwahahaha... thats hilarious!!!
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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-15-2002, 12:29 PM
 
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i doubt that would work...

but dang it, it is halarious. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha!
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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-15-2002, 01:38 PM
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Thats kinda like the guy who came stumbling out of a bar right at closing time and the cops were watching as he stumbled down the street. The guy actually fell down once and got back up and started searching for his car. He pulled his keys out of his pocket and dropped them, Picked them up and proceeded to try to open the car door only to realize it was the wrong car. So he staggered down a few cars and finally found the one and got in. The cops are ready to nail this guy as soon as he starts rolling. Sure enough the guy puts it in gear and rolls a couple of feet and the cops pull him over. The get him out of the car and give him all the tests. He passes all of them. The cop says"I don't understand it, we saw you staggering and fall down. The driver replies "Oh, I was the desinated decoy"
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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-15-2002, 01:59 PM
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I predict a nightstick to the temple halfway through the first part.

Designated decoy! hahahahahahhhaa
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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-15-2002, 03:11 PM
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Lightbulb I think.....

After you said you had no licence he would say "Step outta the car!!!"

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post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-18-2002, 07:18 AM
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shit, i'll be sure and not try that one

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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-18-2002, 11:03 AM
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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-18-2002, 10:48 PM
 
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i call Dibs i am going to do it no one fuckes with cops like me!!
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