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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-13-2007, 03:28 PM Thread Starter
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A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an ass hole. So, He sent me."
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-13-2007, 03:29 PM
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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-13-2007, 03:31 PM
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Uh, no.
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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-13-2007, 08:22 PM
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I like it!
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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-13-2007, 08:25 PM
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I would have kicked that Marine square in the nutz....

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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-14-2007, 06:43 PM
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I like it too. Sometimes I just about get to the point where I want to do the same thing, but all that's going to do is make the people who think they are smarter believe they are even more so.

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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-17-2007, 12:59 PM
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He should have done it just for the ACLU part..........
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-18-2007, 01:11 PM
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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-18-2007, 01:17 PM
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Ohez noes, that evil athiest sure got what he deserved!!11one!
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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-21-2007, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by PWTRTXSS
I would have kicked that Marine square in the nutz....
Probably a bad move on your part.
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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 02-23-2007, 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted by LockEmUp
Probably a bad move on your part.
Its not the marine that makes the man...Its the man that makes the Marine..
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