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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-07-2007, 06:47 PM Thread Starter
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Two women meet in heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I Froze to Death.

2nd woman: How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the
cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that
my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him, but
instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into
the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through
every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both
still be alive
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-07-2007, 07:30 PM
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thats some funny shit
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-09-2007, 02:08 PM
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-14-2007, 08:09 PM
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heard it b4 with guys in it instead on here..but still funny

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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-15-2007, 01:25 AM
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it was not a problem to bring money to his house at 10pm.so why is it a problem to call and bitch.it wasnt a problem when we were all sitting around smoking pot together.yes i said it we all were smoking pot together.what now stupid.
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-15-2007, 08:28 AM
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rofl too funny
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-15-2007, 08:31 AM
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-16-2007, 12:50 PM
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Saw it coming, but still laughed

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