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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-03-2007, 07:56 PM Thread Starter
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An elderly couple were sitting in church when the wife leans over to her husband and says, "I just let a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" To which he replies, "When we get home you need to change the batteries in your hearing aid."
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it was not a problem to bring money to his house at 10pm.so why is it a problem to call and bitch.it wasnt a problem when we were all sitting around smoking pot together.yes i said it we all were smoking pot together.what now stupid.
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