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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-03-2007, 01:48 PM Thread Starter
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time to start cussing


A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know
what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing. The
4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go
downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say
something with ass." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother
walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast,
he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He
flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs
upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his
rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can
stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at
the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for
breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers "but you can bet your fat
ass it won't be Cheerios!"

Wake up and smell the Taco

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I just crave meat...so any of those places is always good to me

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I never got the "talk" from either of my parents
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-03-2007, 01:50 PM
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thats hilarious....kind of

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my excuse is i dont give a fuck...
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sass me again and see what happens...
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-03-2007, 02:14 PM
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Good one !!

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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-03-2007, 05:48 PM
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I've heard this one with "fucking pancakes" instead!!

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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-05-2007, 12:39 AM
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it was not a problem to bring money to his house at 10pm.so why is it a problem to call and bitch.it wasnt a problem when we were all sitting around smoking pot together.yes i said it we all were smoking pot together.what now stupid.
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-06-2007, 03:54 PM
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Oldie, but goodie. The version I know uses pancakes and a few more cuss words.
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