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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-02-2007, 03:48 PM Thread Starter
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The Irishman

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to
>>>his priest,
>>> "I almost had an affair with another woman."
>>> > >
>>> > > The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
>>> > >
>>> > > The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed
>>>together, but
>>> then I stopped."
>>> > >
>>> > > The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting
>>>it in.
>>> You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five
>>>Hail Mary's
>>> and put $50 in the poor box."
>>> > >
>>> > > The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and
>>>then walked
>>> over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to
>>>leave. The
>>> priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw
>>>that. You
>>> didn't put any money in the poor box!"
>>> > >
>>> > > The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the
>>>box, and
>>> according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-02-2007, 04:28 PM
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good one.

Originally Posted by MR EDD View Post
it was not a problem to bring money to his house at why is it a problem to call and wasnt a problem when we were all sitting around smoking pot together.yes i said it we all were smoking pot together.what now stupid.
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It's like bragging about a 6 inch dick. Sure, you're a superstar compared to the poor fucker with only 4 inches, but your porn career is still going to be lackluster.
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-06-2007, 07:20 PM
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>>>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>Quit with the goddamn arrows!!!!!

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