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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-30-2007, 04:42 PM Thread Starter
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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left knee and screams in pain. Then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more. She pushes her stomach and screams and then she pushes her ankle and screams even louder. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger's broken."
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-30-2007, 10:33 PM
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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left knee and screams in pain. Then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more. She pushes her stomach and screams and then she pushes her ankle and screams even louder. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger's broken."
I have to say that is one of the funniest blonde jokes ever

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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-31-2007, 07:42 AM
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-31-2007, 10:26 AM
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I have to say that is one of the funniest blonde jokes ever
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I laughed the first time I heard it.....a couple years ago.

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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-01-2007, 09:04 PM
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-01-2007, 10:34 PM
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-01-2007, 10:41 PM
 
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thats an oldie but a goodie!!! I laugh every time!!!
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