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A woman has two daughters. A homicidal maniac breaks into her house and tells her he's going to kill one of them and lets the woman decide which. Which one does she pick?

































The ugly one.
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REAL RIDDLE

ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT.

There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and don't give up.

1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours.
2. In each house lives a person of different nationality
3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?

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1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.

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REAL RIDDLE

ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT.

There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and don't give up.

1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours.
2. In each house lives a person of different nationality
3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?

HINTS

1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.


i read something about a Brit and neighbour and liked the first one better.

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The German.

And LOLz at Einstein's answer being the German.


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The German.

And LOLz at Einstein's answer being the German.
Yes, the German!

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You would be correct the German owns the fish.

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top 2%? Ive always thought I was intelligant for the most part, but top 2%, I feel bad for 98% of the world right now.

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top 2%? Ive always thought I was intelligant for the most part, but top 2%, I feel bad for 98% of the world right now.
OK who owns the cats?

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OK who owns the cats?
Norwegian. any more?

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Anybody in the top 99% of the population in computer literacy can plug that into Google and find the solution, BTW.


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yea, it's personal pride. that's what i came up with for my final.

1.yellow norwegian dunhill water cats

2.BLUE dane blends tea horses

3.red brit milk pall mall birds

4.green german coffee prince FISH!!

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The don't put houses in the street.

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The real question is "how long did it take you too figure it out?"
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tell me that's not the real answer...

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