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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-29-2007, 07:08 PM Thread Starter
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Why did the Avon lady walk funny??

Her lipstick...(her lips stick)hehehe

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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-01-2007, 12:24 PM
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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-01-2007, 12:45 PM
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the labia majora huh...

please revert to comments from a previous joke posting by mark marino
https://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=315521
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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-06-2007, 06:58 PM
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