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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 01-28-2007, 08:28 PM Thread Starter
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Wal-Mart knowledge

A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with two
kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.
The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think
they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?

"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter.

"I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 01-28-2007, 10:35 PM
f-ck off
 
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lmao..........



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