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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-25-2007, 06:55 PM Thread Starter
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A small zoo in Oklahoma had a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was
in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a
redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby
Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to
satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.

Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate
with the gorilla for $500.00? Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he
would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he
announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:

1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this."
The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the chil'drun raised as Baptist."
Once again it was agreed.

4. "And last of all", Bobby Lee stated, "You gotta give me another week to
come up with the $500.00."
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-25-2007, 07:40 PM
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BAHAHAHAHAHA...that was funny

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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-29-2007, 11:09 AM
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that was great

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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-29-2007, 07:09 PM
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thats great.... sounds like somebody from my family
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thats great.... sounds like somebody from my family
ohhh shit
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-02-2007, 02:32 AM
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