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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 01-25-2007, 08:21 AM Thread Starter
 
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Two buddies are hunting in the 'bunies and are trapped in a snowstorm. They
happen on a homely widow in her farmers house and ride the storm overnite in it. The next year finds the buddies out on a hunt. "Say, did U have sex with that widow?","Yes I did","Did you use my name instead of yours?","Yes I did. Was that OK?","Yes", "Did I knok her up?", "Oh, no there's not a problem. That's OK. U see she left me $100,000 and the farmhouse when she passed away this year."
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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 01-25-2007, 12:38 PM
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post #3 of 12 (permalink) Old 01-25-2007, 01:42 PM
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post #4 of 12 (permalink) Old 01-25-2007, 05:37 PM
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Two buddies are hunting in the 'bunies and are trapped in a snowstorm. They
happen to stunble uppon an old widow in her farmers house. they decide to ride the storm overnite in it. The next year finds the buddies out on a hunt. "Say, did U have sex with that widow?","Yes I did","Did you use my name instead of yours?","Yes I did. Was that OK?","Yes", "Did I knok her up?", "no i did not i had a spare jimmy. "Oh ok",is there a problem? " no there's not a problem." U see she left me $100,000 and the farmhouse when she passed away this year."
maybe this will make a lil more sense maybe

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post #5 of 12 (permalink) Old 01-25-2007, 05:42 PM
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I'm pretty sure I had heard this joke before. But it had a different twist last time, it made sense.
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post #6 of 12 (permalink) Old 01-25-2007, 07:59 PM
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i dont get it either
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post #7 of 12 (permalink) Old 01-26-2007, 08:51 AM
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post #8 of 12 (permalink) Old 01-28-2007, 06:04 AM
 
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Im confused....
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post #9 of 12 (permalink) Old 01-28-2007, 06:21 AM
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post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 01-29-2007, 02:09 PM
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Mark's profile lists him as in between jobs but I'm pretty sure he's just never had a job due to complete dumbfuckness.

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post #11 of 12 (permalink) Old 01-31-2007, 11:00 AM
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Yes, plenty of dumbfuckitude in this thread. Good luck in your job search, dumbshit.
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post #12 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-02-2007, 02:30 AM
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That joke would've been funny had it been written at a third-grade level.


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