Sex Questions and Answers
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother.
2) How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch
sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
4) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
5) What makes men chase women they have no intention of
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have
no intention of driving.
6) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm.
7) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand
and a doze n donuts.
9) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat that last donut.
10) The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
"Are you in?"
11) The three words women hate to hear most during sex:
"Honey, I'm home!"