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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-23-2007, 07:41 PM Thread Starter
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Sex Questions and Answers

1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother.

2) How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.

3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch
sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

4) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a
Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

5) What makes men chase women they have no intention of
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have
no intention of driving.

6) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm.

7) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's
A mechanic.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand
and a doze n donuts.

9) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat that last donut.

10) The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
"Are you in?"

11) The three words women hate to hear most during sex:
"Honey, I'm home!"
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-24-2007, 03:20 PM
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as soon as i read number one, i turned and asked my boss that. Thank god he thought it was funny

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Women: vaginal life support.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 02-03-2007, 01:11 AM
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rofl those are all good ones

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It's like bragging about a 6 inch dick. Sure, you're a superstar compared to the poor fucker with only 4 inches, but your porn career is still going to be lackluster.
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