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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-23-2007, 07:10 PM Thread Starter
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Panchito and Pedro

>>Panchito and Pedro worked together and both were laid off, so they went to
>>the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Panchito answered,
>>"Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic on da ladies' cotton
panties."
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>>The clerk looked up "Panty Stitcher." Finding it classified as "unskilled
>>labor," she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.
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>>Pedro was asked his occupation. "Diesel Fitter," he replied. Since "Diesel
>>Fitter" was a "skilled" job, the clerk gave Pedro $600 a
week.
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>>When Panchito found out, he was furious. He stormed back into the office
>>to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double

>>his pay.
>>
>>The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers" are "unskilled labor," but "Diesel
>>Fitters" are "skilled."
>>
>>"What skill?" yelled Panchito. "I sew da elastic on da panties, then Pedro
>>puts dem over his head and says, 'yeah, diesel fitter.' "
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-24-2007, 08:25 AM
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-29-2007, 07:25 PM
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that is some funny shit man

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