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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-23-2007, 09:27 AM Thread Starter
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A genie was released from his prison in an antique vase
>by a tourist. Being grateful the genie said he would grant
>his new friend a wish. But, the genie made a stipulation
>that the tourist would have his arch-rival granted 2x the
>wish made from the tourist. The tourist thought about it
>and said " I want half a marriage license and a suiter that
>weighs 175 lbs."
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You are not free whose liberty is won by the rigour of other, more righteous souls. Your are merely protected. Your freedom is parasitic, you suck the honourable man dry and offer nothing in return. You who have enjoyed freedom, who have done nothing to earn it, your time has come. This time you will stand alone and fight for yourselves. Now you will pay for your freedom in the currency of honest toil and human blood."
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