A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on
top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and
quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She
dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The
mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and
sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it."
"Your wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets
on her knees and blows it right back up."