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Tarzan and Jane Sex

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex?

"Tarzan not know sex" he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said "Oh .... Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground.
"Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable 'manhood', stepped closer to her and kicked her square in the crotch !

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to grasp some air and yelled, "What did you do that for?"

To which he replied, "Tarzan check for squirrel."
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it was not a problem to bring money to his house at 10pm.so why is it a problem to call and bitch.it wasnt a problem when we were all sitting around smoking pot together.yes i said it we all were smoking pot together.what now stupid.
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