Better Oklahoma joke.
I think I may have posted this one a while back, but here it is again.
Three rednecks from Oklahoma were cruisin' down the highway one afternoon when they see a goat stuck in a barb-wire fence with his ass facing the road.
The first redneck says "Man, I wish that goat was Pamela Anderson!"
To which the second redneck replies "Shoot, I wish that goat was Britney Spears!"
Then the third redneck says with a serious face "Hell, I just wish it was dark."