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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-16-2007, 10:50 PM Thread Starter
 
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Worried Husband

Out on the farm one day the husband noticing his wife working hard by his side,
started thinking of how hard she had worked her whole life with him farming and
pulled her aside. He said, honey I think you should make a appointment to have
a check-up. She asked why, I feel just fine. He said, well you've worked so hard
for 20 yrs. with me here on the farm, that I want to make sure nothing happens
to you, so I insist. O.k. says the wife, and goes the next day. After returning she
immediately starts to work. The husband asks, Well what did the Doc. say. She
said, the Doc. said I'm in perfect condition, matter of fact he said I had the body
of a 20 yr. old. The husband looked at her and said, What did he say about your
big ass? The wife turned to him and said, Oh, he didn't even mention your name.
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-16-2007, 10:56 PM
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ha....ha....ha.

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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-18-2007, 05:56 AM
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lol they told that joke in Relative strangers i think the movies called.

1987 Nissan pick up-wrecked
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