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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-15-2007, 02:07 PM Thread Starter
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A man asks his young wife "How can you be so beautiful and yet so stupid?"
The wife thinks for a moment and then sais "God made me so beautiful so you would be attracted to me and God made me so stupid so I would be attracted to you."
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-02-2007, 02:51 AM
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-03-2007, 01:13 AM
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It's like bragging about a 6 inch dick. Sure, you're a superstar compared to the poor fucker with only 4 inches, but your porn career is still going to be lackluster.
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-04-2007, 06:44 PM
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I like that one
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-05-2007, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by MR EDD View Post
it was not a problem to bring money to his house at why is it a problem to call and wasnt a problem when we were all sitting around smoking pot together.yes i said it we all were smoking pot together.what now stupid.
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-08-2007, 12:30 AM
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