Air Force Joke
As told to me by a warped friend:
>A new parachutist on a flight is commanded by his
>troop CO for all the group to make a first practice
>jump out of the door. All jump except him.
>CO"What's a Matter?"
>newbie"I dont want to do it
>CO"see this?" and points to an
>erection out his drawers.
>"It's either this or Jump!"
>Back on the ground with his
>platoon-"Did U jump?"
>newbie says"A little at first."