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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-13-2002, 08:35 AM Thread Starter
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Job Interview

This one will more than make up for my bad Oklahoma joke.



Dave was born without ears, and though he proved to be successful in business, this problem annoyed him greatly. One day
he needed to hire a new manager for the company, so he set up three interviews.

The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know and was very interesting. At the end of the interview, Dave
asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?"

"Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice that you have no ears," came the reply.

Dave did not appreciate his candor and threw him out of the office. The second interview was with a woman, and she was
even better than the first guy, Again Dave asked her the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?"

"Well," she said stammering, "you have no ears."

Dave again got upset and chucked her out in a rage. The third and final interviewee was the best of the bunch, he was a young man who had recently earned his MBA. He was smart. He was
handsome, and he seemed to be a better candidate than the first two put together. Dave was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question.

"Do you notice anything different about me?"

Much to his surprise the young man answered, "Yes, you wear contact lenses, don't you?"

Dave was shocked and realized this was an incredibly observant person.

"How in the world did you know that?", he asked.

The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied,
"Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no fucking ears!"
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-13-2002, 08:46 AM
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but he could have good vision and not need glasses
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That does make up for OK.

Pretty good one
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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-13-2002, 12:53 PM
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but he could have good vision and not need glasses


Exactly.
Here's a shortened version of the one I heard:

Dirty Johnny makes fun of kids.
His parents are ashamed.
Parents' friends come over for dinner and bring their son w/ no ears.
Johnny's parents warn Johnny not to make fun of kid's ears.
Johnny says "Nice soft hands."
Kid's parents say "Thanks, we put lotion on them daily."
Johnny says "Nice shiny hair."
Parents say "Thanks, we condition it 3 times a week."
Johnny's parents are very proud.
Johnny says "Beautiful eyes, does he have good vision?"
Kid's parents say "Why yes, it's 20/20."
Johnny says "Good thing, cuz he'll never be able to wear glasses!"
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That must not be dirty Johnny then... he's usually an a**! Sounded more like "clean" Johnny
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ok, that one did make up for it, but it didnt make very much sense.

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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-16-2002, 01:10 PM
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Heh heh! Pretty funny, no fucking ears....
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-16-2002, 09:08 PM
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If the boss didn't have any ears, how could he hear the applicants in the job interview?

<------- in a smartass mood
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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-16-2002, 10:25 PM
 
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I think any other joke is better than your previous, but that was funny!
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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-18-2002, 07:02 AM
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hahaha...pretty good

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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-18-2002, 10:33 PM
 
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Ouch my head!!
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