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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-11-2007, 08:06 PM Thread Starter
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Red Indian With One Testicle

There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So
named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and
asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,
"If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got
around and nobody called him that any more.


Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good
morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the
forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her
all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would
do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
named Yellow Bird! returned to the village after being away for many
years.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she
saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made
love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the
next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird would not
die!

What is the moral of this story?????............................

OH, come on...take a guess!


Think about it....


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And the moral is:




You can't kill two birds with one stone!!!
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-11-2007, 08:08 PM
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-12-2007, 08:20 AM
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That was good

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