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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-06-2007, 08:37 PM Thread Starter
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Johnny gets a bike

A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300," he asked.

"Easy, Dad," little Johnny replied. "I earned it hiking."

"Come on Johnny," the father said. "Tell me the truth."

"That is the truth," Johnny replied. "Every night you were gone, Mom's boss, Mr. Reynolds, would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!"
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-06-2007, 08:45 PM
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Good one, wish women would come over and do that with men. When will they ever be as desperate as men are.
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-06-2007, 08:46 PM
 
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Good one, wish women would come over and do that with men. When will they ever be as desperate as men are.
Uh, you're looking in the wrong places then dude.
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