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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-05-2007, 03:19 PM Thread Starter
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How tough are you?

Three guys ar sitting around their campfire one night, & after a few beers they start bragging about how tough they are.

The first guy says.. "One time I was out in the woods & I was attacked by a pack of wolves. I managed to fight them all off with nothing more than my Bowie knife!"

The second guy says.. "That's nothing! One time I was attacked by a full grown grizzly bear & I killed it by strangling it with my bare hands!"

They both look over at the third guy, but he doesn't say anything. He just sits there, poking at the fire with his dick.
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-06-2007, 02:10 AM
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