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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-02-2007, 08:54 AM Thread Starter
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Subject: Answers to 5 Really Important Questions

This is what we have been waiting for...the true
> >> answers to 5 really important Questions:
> >>
> >> Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S
> >> NIPPLES FOR?
> >> A: It's Braille for "suck here".
> >>
> >> Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
> >> A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down
> >> under."
> >>
> >> Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
> >> A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a
> >> Goodyear.
> >>
> >> Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
> >> A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet.
> >> But when they go, they take your house and car with
> >> them.
> >>
> >> Q5. WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP
> >> IN THE MORNING?
> >> A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
> >>
> >> Now, you know everything you need to know!

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-02-2007, 01:46 PM
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I've never asked myself any of these questions... They can't be THAT important.
And if you've ever really wondered what those little bumps around a woman's nipples are, you are focusing on the WRONG part of the story. Who gives a shit... JUST PUT THE TITS IN YOUR MOUTH AND SHUT UP!!

I'm gonna have to give this one a rating of... WEAK!!!
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-02-2007, 07:09 PM
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-04-2007, 03:36 PM
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-04-2007, 04:24 PM
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those were pretty funny

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