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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-29-2006, 01:25 PM Thread Starter
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A single, very attractive business woman decided she was gonna have a few drinks after work at a bar on the 75th floor of the building she worked in and see if she could meet anybody interesting there. When she arrived, the first person she noticed was a tall, well built, dark haired, very handsome man sitting alone at the bar. "Jackpot!" She thought as she sat down next to him.

"What're ya drinkin', Handsome?" She asked.

The man smiled and said, "Magic beer!"

"Ok nutbag!" The lady thought to herself as she got up and walked away.

She continued looking around the bar while sipping a drink only to find that the 'nutbag' was the only halfway decent option she had. So she went back over and sat down to find out about this "magic beer"

"Magic beer, huh...?" She asked, skeptically. "What's so 'MAGICAL' about it?"

"Well," the man said with a smile, "I can slam this beer without takin' a breath, run and jump out that window over there, fly around this entire building, and land right back on the ledge!"

"Bullshit!" the lady says. "Do it!"

So the man slams his beer, runs to the window, jumps out, flies around the building, and lands back on the ledge, just like he said he could.

She couldn't believe what she'd just seen! "Do it again!" she exclaims.

So once again, he slams a beer, runs to the window, jumps out, flies around the building, lands back on the ledge, and walks back to his seat. "SEE?! You believe me now?!" He asked with a HUGE smile.

"BARTENDER!" she yells. "I'll have one of those magic beers HE'S having!"

The man sits at the bar and watches with a smirk as she slams the beer, runs as fast as she can to the window, jumps out.... and falls 75 stories to a horrifying death below. He laughs a little bit, shaking his head as he turns around and orders another beer.

The bartender hands him his beer and says, "Goddamn it... You're a fuckin' ASSHOLE when you're drunk, Superman.
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-29-2006, 04:22 PM
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I liked that one very funny!
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-29-2006, 07:46 PM
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damm!! that was funny!!!

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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-29-2006, 10:13 PM
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-30-2006, 04:16 PM
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-01-2007, 08:18 AM
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