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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 12-23-2006, 06:51 PM Thread Starter
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quick to act

A father walks into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is
holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in
the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and
starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business
suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of
coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee
cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets
up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the
boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and
then ever so firmly.

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the
quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father
and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've
never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.
Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney".
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 12-23-2006, 08:27 PM
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 12-24-2006, 09:42 PM
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made me laugh a little

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