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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-21-2006, 10:47 PM Thread Starter
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Nicoderm Patch

Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.

One of them looks at the other one's "private" and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it!! He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not down there!"

The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day".

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