Need a job!!
This old farmer decided to run an ad for some help on the farm. He figured he was getting to old to do it all.
So this young guy answered the ad and went out to see the man. After talking for awhile the old man told him he didn't think he was the one for the job.
The young guy being startled explained to the man he had 10 yrs. experience in every kind of farm work one could have.
The old man agreed but explained to the youngster. He said, let me tell you something sonny, I've got a old tractor and a young wife and I don't want a
Rod throwed in either one of them!