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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-19-2006, 09:55 PM Thread Starter
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Decoding Women's Personal Ads:

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.........................49
Adventurous....................Slept with everyone
Athletic.......................No breasts
Average looking................Moooo
Beautiful......................Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure.............On Medication
Feminist.......................Fat
Free spirit....................Junkie
Friendship first...............Former sl*t
New-Age........................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned..................No BJs
Open-minded....................Desperate
Outgoing.......................Loud and Embarrassing
Professional...................pregnant dog
Voluptuous.....................Very Fat
Large frame....................Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate................Stalker

Women's English
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive = Is sex all you ever think about?



Men's English
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. I love you = Let's have sex now
5. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
6. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
7. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Can I take you to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-20-2006, 02:22 PM
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-20-2006, 03:06 PM
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Lol, Nice ........
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i need to show this one to the wife

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