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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 12-17-2006, 10:28 PM Thread Starter
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How To Call The Police When You're Old And Dont Move Fast Anymore

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife
>told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could
>from the bedroom window.
>George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there
>people in the shed stealing things.
>He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said
>"no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply
>lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said,
>"Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
>"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my
>shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot
>them all." Then he hung up.
>Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
>ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars
>One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot
>George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
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so very true. they want "action."

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