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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 12-17-2006, 03:27 PM Thread Starter
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sue sue sue

Down in Alabama, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're
suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

"And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them fat an'
cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is that true, Mista
Lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba."

"And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that hot
coffee that she ordered?"

"Yep."

"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still
couldn't read?"

"That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"

"Well, I wus thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweisa fer
all them ugly women I woke up with ?
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haha good one newb

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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 12-19-2006, 03:30 PM
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haha good one newb
who you calling noob :P

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