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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-16-2006, 06:21 PM Thread Starter
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Talking Might be a repost but still funny

Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the
Middle East, and he was only here a few months
when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.

Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said: "Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes."

Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I
feel terrific! What was wrong with me?"


The doctor said .... "You were homesick"
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-20-2006, 03:21 AM
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-20-2006, 09:14 AM
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Thats funny as hell

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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-23-2006, 03:51 PM
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its funny cuss its true

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Good one

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Good one

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Diapers goes on his head.
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-29-2006, 12:21 PM
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its funny cuss its true
But what's even funnier is your inability to spell "CAUSE"
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