> Hold My Manhood!
> Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after
> Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder
> accomplishments and long life.
> One evening, Annabel, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to
> and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull
> their conversation, Howard turns to Annabel and asks, "Do you know
> miss most of all?"
> She asks "What?" and he replies "SEX!!!"
> Annabel exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held
> to your head!"
> "I know", Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held it
> "Well, I can oblige", says Annabel, who gently unzips his trousers and
> removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
> Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where
> would sit and talk and Annabel would hold Howard's manhood.
> Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting place.
> Alarmed, Annabel decided to find Howard and make sure that he was O.K.
> She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting
> pool with another female resident who was holding Howard's manhood!
> Furious, Annabel yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does she have
> don't have?"
> Howard smiled and replied, "Parkinson's"