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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-15-2006, 11:09 AM Thread Starter
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> Hold My Manhood!

>

>

> Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after

dinner,

> Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder

his

> accomplishments and long life.

>

> One evening, Annabel, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to

chat,

> and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull

in

> their conversation, Howard turns to Annabel and asks, "Do you know

what I

> miss most of all?"

>

> She asks "What?" and he replies "SEX!!!"

>

> Annabel exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held

a

> gun

> to your head!"

>

> "I know", Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held it

for a

> while".

>

> "Well, I can oblige", says Annabel, who gently unzips his trousers and

> removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.

>

> Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where

they

> would sit and talk and Annabel would hold Howard's manhood.

>

> Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting place.

>

> Alarmed, Annabel decided to find Howard and make sure that he was O.K.

>

> She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting

by

> the

> pool with another female resident who was holding Howard's manhood!

>

> Furious, Annabel yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does she have

that I

> don't have?"

>

> Howard smiled and replied, "Parkinson's"
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-15-2006, 11:29 AM
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