A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair,
giving that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde.
3 - I'm a blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde
and is a professional boxer.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
Now think about it seriously, Mister.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."