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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-14-2006, 06:56 PM Thread Starter
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blonde joke

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the
bartender,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair,
giving that you are blind, that you should know five things:


1 - The bartender is a blonde.

2 - The bouncer is a blonde.

3 - I'm a blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde
and is a professional boxer.

5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-14-2006, 07:05 PM
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lol thats pretty good.

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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-15-2006, 10:13 AM
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-15-2006, 03:37 PM
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i lol'd

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