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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-13-2006, 09:45 PM Thread Starter
 
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Why don't old people ever have sex?











Have you ever tried opening a grilled cheese sandwich?
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-13-2006, 09:50 PM
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Why don't old people ever have sex?











Have you ever tried opening a grilled cheese sandwich?
Q:Why don't men perform oral sex after spending a wild nite of sex withe there gal?
A:Ever tried to pull a grilled chese sandwich apart?!!!
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Q:Why don't men perform oral sex after spending a wild nite of sex withe there gal?
A:Ever tried to pull a grilled chese sandwich apart?!!!

I think I just threw up a bit.

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I LOVE ME SOME GRILL CHEASE SAMMICH!
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