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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-12-2006, 05:50 PM Thread Starter
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Chinese sick day

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I
sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give
me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel
great. I be work soon.....you got nice house."
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-12-2006, 06:41 PM
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-13-2006, 03:42 AM
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I've heard that one so many times......the Chinese twist was a nice touch though. Milton Berle I believe.
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-13-2006, 07:29 AM
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haha nice one
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