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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 12-07-2006, 06:57 PM Thread Starter
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Do you know why Santa has no children?




He only comes once a year and its down a chimney!!!!
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If he had to put up with his own kids for all 365 days of the year instead of, at most, a month or two of their begging for this or that toy and the subsequent bitching and whining because they got a shitty toy, he wouldn't be so damn jolly.


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