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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 12-06-2006, 10:23 AM Thread Starter
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operation on sex organ

A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping.

Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the
surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses
carefully placed beside her on the bed.

Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not
to tell anyone about my operation!"

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this
all by yourself."

"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."

"And what about the third rose?" she asked.

"Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank
you for his new ears."
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 12-06-2006, 10:54 AM
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LOL, what did you say i cunt hear you
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 12-06-2006, 01:52 PM
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Thats Good LMAO
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