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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-04-2006, 09:46 PM Thread Starter
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Aspirin

A guy goes out with his buddies.

He has a few drinks, gets horny but true to his wife goes home.

When he gets home he finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth
wide open.
Gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.

Of course she chokes but recovers and asks, "What did you put in my
mouth??"

He says, "Two aspirin".

She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE"!!!



He says, "That's what I wanted to hear."
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-04-2006, 09:57 PM
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-05-2006, 02:57 AM
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it was not a problem to bring money to his house at 10pm.so why is it a problem to call and bitch.it wasnt a problem when we were all sitting around smoking pot together.yes i said it we all were smoking pot together.what now stupid.
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LMAO thats pretty good think ill try it sometime
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-06-2006, 01:16 AM
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that made me lol

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