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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-30-2006, 06:19 AM Thread Starter
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A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen
you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"

"What do you mean? I'm fine."

"What about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," said the pirate, "we were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball
hit my leg, but the Doc fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."

"Oh yeah? Well, what about that hook? The last time I saw you, you had
both hands."

"We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a
sword fight and my hand was cut off, but the Doc fixed me up with the
hook, and I feel great, really."

"Oh," said the bartender, "what about that eye patch? The last time you
were in here you had both eyes."

"One day when we were at sea some birds were flying over the ship. I
looked up and one of them shit in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't have lost an eye
just from some bird shit!"

"It was my first day with the hook."
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-30-2006, 11:20 AM
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DOH! (In my best Homer Simpson voice)

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Anything less than that, results in the need to make it go faster.
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jeez, I didn't see that coming

edit: niether did he, I guess
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-30-2006, 01:25 PM
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lmao thats a good one.

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