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Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As
he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars were in the
driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of
empty beer and liquor bottles.

"Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night." the
mailman comments. Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday
night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday. We had
about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun
and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started
playing WHO AM I?"
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The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"

"Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a
sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in the sheet.
Then the women try to guess who it is."

The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that!"

"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds, "Your name came up seven
times...."

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