Hillary has crabs!!!
Hillary Clinton goes to a new doctor in Washington
for an examination and he discovers that she has
The doctor thinks to himself, "How am I going to tell
the senator that she has crabs?"
After the exam he tells her to get dressed and meet
him back in his office. Once there he proceeds to
tell her that she has a very unusual condition.
She is quite concerned and asks him what it is.
He responds that she is suffering from Nixon's Disease.
She says, "What?"
He again responds, "Nixon's Disease."
She says, "Level with me doc, what does it mean?"
He responds, "Well Senator Clinton, to put it very
bluntly, you've got bugs in your oval office