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A female officer arrested a man for drunk driving. The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."

The drunk replies, "Tits."

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-22-2006, 08:01 AM
HERE WE GO STEELERS
 
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post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-25-2006, 01:57 AM Thread Starter
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At least one person got it.

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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-25-2006, 10:31 PM
 
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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-25-2006, 11:04 PM
NOT AFGHANISTAN ANYMORE!!
 
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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-25-2006, 11:04 PM
Hood Approved.
 
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lmao, how many dummies do think have tried that one?
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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-27-2006, 03:10 PM
Slingin rock on da corner
 
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Haha. Better question, how many are going to try it now

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post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-28-2006, 11:13 AM
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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-28-2006, 11:45 AM
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lol thats a good one.

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