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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-08-2002, 11:02 PM Thread Starter
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A women comes home from work.....

.....and finds her husband jumping on the bed. She asks what he's doing and he says that he is killing flies. "I've already killed five, three male and two female." he says. "How do you know what sex they are?", she asks. "Thats easy.", he says, "Three were on a beer, and two were on the phone."


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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-09-2002, 12:25 AM
 
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Man, and I thought MY jokes were lame!!
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-09-2002, 11:46 AM Thread Starter
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Man, and I thought MY jokes were lame!!
I never said mine weren't
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-09-2002, 04:15 PM
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This is the joke forum, I think this post should be moved to the main forum.
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-09-2002, 04:56 PM
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Thats pretty lame! LOL
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-11-2002, 08:15 AM
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This is the joke forum, I think this post should be moved to the main forum.
funnier than the joke itself!
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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-12-2002, 01:39 PM
 
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Damn Chirs, That just sucked ass.

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Hahahahha! I liked it...
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-14-2002, 07:14 AM
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that was pretty good...
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