lights on lights off
This man was driving in the country on a rainy night when his car ran out of gas. So he started walking to get help when he came to two houses, one with the light on and one with the lights off. He goes to the one with the lights on and knocks on the door. After about five minutes with no answer he looks in one window. He sees this old woman sitting a chair and all of a sudden she pulls out her breasts and starts to fondle them. He couldn't believe it. Then he notices and old man sitting across from her. He pulls out his penis and starts to play with it then poors a glass of water over his head. At this point the guy runs to the house with the lights off and beats on the door. A woman asks him if she can help him. He asks her what the fuck is wrong with her neighbors and explains to her what happen. She replies "Oh there deaf. She was telling him go milk the cows" and he was telling her " fuck you bitch it's raining"
Last edited by camaro77350; 11-20-2006 at 11:57 AM.