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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-15-2006, 11:19 AM Thread Starter
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David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR
driversI bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees
this!)
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways!





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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-15-2006, 11:20 AM
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Those are pretty funny, but that is old as shit.
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post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-15-2006, 11:21 AM
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Those are pretty funny, but that is old as shit.
Funny!!! BUT very old....
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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-15-2006, 11:23 AM
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David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR
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Good thing Letterman has nothing to do with this.
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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-15-2006, 11:24 AM
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Funny, but I'm real sure that David Letterman said that.

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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-15-2006, 11:25 AM
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I think your avatar is a clear sign that this was never on the Late Show.
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I think your avatar is a clear sign that this was never on the Late Show.

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Never seen that. It's pretty funny.
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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 11-15-2006, 04:53 PM
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Pretty funny indeed!

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