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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-11-2006, 08:00 PM Thread Starter
 
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joke of the day

A Cajun walks into a bar with
A pet alligator by his side.

He puts the alligator up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my
manhood inside.

Then the gator will close his
Mouth for one minute.

"Then he'll open his mouth
And I'll remove my unit unscathed.
In return for witnessing this
Spectacle,
Each of you will buy me a drink."


The crowd murmured their approval.

The man stood up on the bar,
Dropped his trousers,
And placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth.

The gator closed his mouth
As the crowd gasped.
After a minute,
The man grabbed a beer
bottle and smacked the
Alligator hard on the top of
its head.

The gator opened his mouth
And the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered,
And the first of his free
Drinks were delivered.




The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's
willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of
the bar.

A Blonde woman timidly
Spoke up..........
"I'll try it -
Just don't hit me so hard
with the beer bottle!"
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-11-2006, 08:56 PM
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good one.
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-11-2006, 09:25 PM
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funy

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it was not a problem to bring money to his house at 10pm.so why is it a problem to call and bitch.it wasnt a problem when we were all sitting around smoking pot together.yes i said it we all were smoking pot together.what now stupid.
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-11-2006, 10:58 PM
 
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